12-25-2009, 09:03 AM
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Private Investigator
Status:
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Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Fabulous Las Vegas!
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Merry Christmas from Lawn Pirates!
Twas Winter Veil Night
And all through the Deck
Not a Pirate was farming
Not even Nitech
The raiders were nestled
at the login screens
With new epic loot
Afloat in their dreams
With Rocked in LA
And Nov in Vegas
Both settling down
With a nice girl to kiss
When from Dalaran
There arose such a clatter
I started my comp
To see what was the matter
Away to my keyboard
I jumped with a flash
I typed in my password
My fingers flew fast
The stars in the sky
Lit the city so well
Though we floated so high
Not a soul ever fell
Wait, what to my wondering
Eyes should appear
But a miniature mage
In red sailor gear
With a man in a kilt
Standing by her
I knew at a glance
It must be Caesar
As fast as lightning
His invites they came
And with joy he bellowed
Each Lawn Pirate's name
"Come Honor, come Reeni
Come Papa and Nysaa
Come Channels and Killsjoy
Come Dietro and Sera!"
"To the depths of Ulduar,
Sartharion's fall,
Through the Colliseum
We'll kill them all!"
I packed up my gear
And headed to battle
Flying through the night
There was no time to prattle
I unsheathed my wand
And readied my spell
For the love of...koala,
No time to mistell!
I slayed dragons and baddies
topping meters (in my dreams)
Laughing all the while
in my ears tortured screams
The captain cheered on
He was here for the night
Happy Christmas to all
and to all a good fight!
Paiynus 2009
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